Inspired by RPattz's potential new role in
Memoirs,
4tnz has taken a stab at writing Rob's faux-memoirs:
May 20, 1986: I was born. With a full head of hair. The doctor slapped me because he was jealous of how handsome I was already.
August 8, 1998: My sisters dressed me up like a girl again. And people hit on me more than they did my sisters.
June 2005: Went to the Harry Potter premiere. People rooting for me to beat Harry in the TriWizard tournament. Not the way it was supposed to happen.
February 2008: Ate my first Hot Pocket. OME.
November 2008: And my life will never be the same again... hello, ladies?
Read the article
here.