Building Better Booty

Have you ever noticed that our avs have really, disturbingly, deep butt cracks? Ever looked at a cute pair of jeans and thought "If only my crack wasn't as deep as the grand canyon these jeans would be perfect. How I wish it was so!" Well, now your wish has been granted!GryphonWings has released some cute jeans for only 17L. Not only are they impeccably constructed, from the cute waistband to the perfect sculpted flare, but they also have the brand new seat shaper! Yep, it fits right on your backside to give you a smooth looking bottom. You really have to try it to get what I mean so I am very thankful she put out a couple pairs for only 17L! Not quite free but damn cheap!The shoes I am wearing are from Tea Lane and you can get them for free on the MM board! Only needs 100 clicks! You can get the fat pack of other colors for 200L too :D
Worn:
Seat Shaper Jeans: GryphonWings, 17L (plain styles 95L)
Shoes: Tea Lane, MM board prize
Tree Branch Glasses: Concrete Flowers
Hair: Fashionably Dead
Skin: Mango, Mango! (not yet available)
Tank Top: !Ohmai

Shoes and Stuff!

Some shoes and an MM board once midnight hits :P
Candy Cane Skates (w/skating anim!): Tea Lane, 2LBlue Booties: Gbberish, group gift (must go to the store and click the group join sign to join)Grey Booties: Label @ Beauty Avatar sim hunt (not giving direct slurls so you'll just have to wander around and find the ornament, teehee.)


I don't usually post ad pics but my graphics have been crying and I can't get a good picture of anything once I cam farther than like an inch from my av (did I mention how much I can't wait for my new computer? For serious.) and I told the store owner I would blog her MM baord since she is super generous with gifts, so here is the ad pic for the Santa's naughty chair which you can get on the MM board at Shameless Bits starting at midnight.

They Say I'm Crazy...

...and they might be right. At least I have this tin foil hat to keep the alien beams at bay while I think the whole situation through.
I thought this dress from Tea Lane made entirely of recycled juice packets might fit in with the aluminum hat theme :P
Worn:
Tin Foil Hat: Grim Bros., lucky gift prize
Recycled Dress/Purse/Shoes: Tea Lane, 2L
Lace Tights: Kitsune Couture, free under the tree
Skin: Mango, Mango!, 5L in the 10/6 hunt which doesn't start until the 18th :P

My Dream

Some of these items are going to go away any second now, so hurry to go grab!

This sweater is actually meant for men but I love it, hehe. The Tea Lane hair actually comes in a fat pack. There is an optional color change fishy on the back of the bun for all you nekos, mermaids, and 7Seas fishers, haha.

This jacket.....*drools*. The lining alone is worth a drool fest. No shirt needed xD

Such cute boots!!Free:
Men's Cardigan and Women's Long Jacket: ALB Dream Fashion, 1L for group members
Boots: RRS @ Dance Creations, subscribo gift
Hair: Tea Lane, freebie for Savoir Hair and at the main store as well. Fat pack!
Skin: Candy Mountain, free gift
Jewelry: DM Designs, past subscriber gift
Jeans: Decoy, past freebie already blogged a lot lol

Not Free:
Poses: Elisa

Notes:
-The ALB goodies are the October gift, meaning they will be gone any time now!!!!
-I do not know if the DM Designs gift is still available for delivery. Either way, join the subscribo because she sends a gift like every month plus she has lots of good sales you will want to know about :D

The Lonely Housewife

She stopped her flow of tears with sheer will and a cocaine rush and leaned against the baby blue refrigerator. A photo of her daughter's recent obsession stared back at her with glistening puppy dog eyes and gave her a small shock of feeling to her ignored nether bits. The feeling was brief like all feelings these days; better to remain cold as stone for stone is not easily shattered.

She stands upright and smooths her skirt, walking towards the impeccably clean sink to begin dinner's preparation. She sees the knife and briefly entertains dark thoughts and thus turns away to prevent them from multiplying. Wiping the tears from her eyes she takes a deep breath and remembers what needs to be done. It's all for the child, all for the child.
Worn:
Outfit: Mix and Match, group gift (10L join fee, other colors in the set too)
Hair: Tea Lane, Hair Today Gone Tomorrow hunt gift (no idea when the hunt ends)
Skin: Staged, Crack Whore skin group gift (50L join fee)
Not Free:
Poses: S. Loves by Suri Christen
Kitchen Set: Artilleri Home