When Darwin Awards & Twilight Collide: Do Not Try This At Home - Or Ever

There are a lot of things that the Twilight Saga has inspired me to do -- reminisce about my youth, eat mushroom ravioli as a secret tribute to Bella, start a blog, etc. However, summoning Edward Cullen by risking my life isn't one of those things.

Have you ever heard of the Darwin Awards? Well, a TwiTard (Thanks, Juju!) devoted Twilight fan decided to take the plunge and attempt a Bella-inspired cliff dive:

The Coast Guard had to be called in Tuesday to rescue a 22-year-old man who got stuck on Little James Island near La Push.

Officials with the Quileute Indian nation say the person was a tourist from Georgia who went to the island to scope out a site where Twilight's main character Bella and the Quileute wolves go cliff diving in the second book, "New Moon."

He ended up stuck on a 150-foot tall cliff.

As my grandma would say, EI-YAHHH!

See story source, image from fanpop.

p.s. Mr. Cliffdiver, I'm just joking about the Darwin Awards. Glad that you are safe!