Edward Cullen is Too Sexy: Songs for Twilight Characters

MTV assigns theme songs to the New Moon characters. Do you agree?

Edward Cullen :“I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred
Because the guy is sexy — and whether he’ll admit or not, he knows it. C’mon, wouldn’t you like to watch RPattz do his little turn on the catwalk?

Carlisle Cullen:“Smooth Criminal” by Michael Jackson
The patriarch of the Cullen clan has more charisma than Clooney, talks sweeter than honey, and — as noble as his bitings have been — making someone a member of the living dead has to be against some kind of law. We considered selecting Alien Ant Farm’s cover version, but something tells us the 369-year-old vampire prefers to kick it real old school.

Rosalie Hale:“Beautiful” by Christina Aguilera
As described by Stephenie Meyer, she’s the most gorgeous woman on the planet, and Nikki Reed is certainly no slouch in the looks department. So, why is everybody always hating on poor Rosalie? As Nikki redeems the character in the upcoming films, we can imagine her belting out this tune, insisting that the words of the haters “can’t bring me down.”

Bella Swan: “Sugar, We’re Going Down” by Fall Out Boy”
One of the many reasons we love Bella is because she’s always falling down … or falling in love. We can imagine Bella telling Edward she’s “going down” the next time she hits a patch of black ice on her walkway. And as depressed as she gets in “New Moon,” Kristen needs a fun song like this to cheer her up a bit.

Jacob Black:“Hungry Like the Wolf” by Duran Duran
How cool would it be to see Taylor Lautner belt out this tune to KStew halfway through “New Moon,” just before he transforms? “Woman, if you want me, give me a sign!”

Read it over at MTV.